"He’s devastated me but he’s also made me happier than I’ve ever been."
"Ladies: Any man can open a door, pay for a meal or tell any woman how much he likes her but a real man understands the importance of opening his heart to his lady, paying attention to her needs and proving everyday how much he loves her"
"I don’t require sex for happiness. I need companionship. I need a partner I can depend on, that I can love and grow with."
I showed this to my mom and she was in tears laughing.
"These kids don’t know how to cook nothin!" rofl
Lol . That used to be me tho ,
me too…it was like double dutch trying to figure out when exactly it was safe to put the chicken or fries in the grease.
Meanwhile my mom calmly damn near touches the hot grease to put the chicken in while smoking cigarette (at the time) and kicking us all out the kitchen like it’s no big deal.
It was witchcraft to me then. Now I got PS3 controller in one hand my raw chicken in the other and someone on speaker phone.
What? Hot oil popping, cell phone ear-to-shoulder, spliff between my fingers, AND punctuating steps in the recipe with twerking
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"The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly — you usually don’t use it at all. It uses you. This is the disease. You believe that you are your mind. This is the delusion. The instrument has taken you over."